Shitty Underwear Safe
Shitty Underwear Safe is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling.
Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4"x10" hidden compartment with Velcro closure and realistic "special markings." Leave the Shitty Underwear Safe in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burglar or curious snoop will skid to a screeching halt as soon as they see these.
Color: white (and brown)
User assumes all risk and liability resulting from use of this product.
Neither seller nor manufacturer shall be liable to the buyer or any third person for any injury, loss or damage directly or indirectly resulting from use of, or inability to use, this product.