Special Ingredients- Un-Natural Gas

$14.95 $9.95

This quiet little pump aerosol flatulence simulator has the ability to transform a room into a nasal nightmare. It’s like being in the aftermath of a giant chili cook-off gone wild. Ideal for discreetly clearing out a room, leaving everybody wondering who the gaseous culprit was. Guaranteed to embarrassingly disrupt any social gathering of polite people.

These “special ingredients” are just what you may need in some “special situations”. Manufactured under contract by DSG Laboratories to fulfill the occasional unusual operational requirement of CIA and other federal agents, these products are now available for non-governmental sale. Use only with utmost discretion. Made in U.S.A.

Warning: not to be used on others without their consent.