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Diversion Safe- Shitty Underwear Briefs

$32.95 $29.95

DIVERSION SAFE -

Secret stash safe hidden pocket in the fly secures important travel documents, cash, credit cards, passport.

SECRET STASH COMPARTMENT -

Hidden compartment to stash items built into the fly that secures your valuables.

Velcro closure;

Pocket Dimensions: 4 x 10 inches

SECURE CLOSURE -

Hidden compartment secures your secret valuables with hook and loop, ensuring items stay hidden inside the briefs.

HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT -

Hand painted realistic skis markings that will deter any would be thief from going near this item while ransacking a room.

Who's going to pick up a shitty pair of underwear to look for valuables?

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